Supposedly, the shortest story ever written came from Hemingway. Here it is
For sale, baby shoes, never worn.
I thought it might be fun if we tried to do the same.
Here is my attempt: Married, divorced, I can't remember her.
Give it a try.
Coroner satisfied missing wife is dead.
:) Police reveal dead wife is missing.
"Dead" wife shows up, totally pissed.
Jackie missed. Oswald screwed. Sinatra pissed.
Party! Party! Party! Drunk, careless--dead.