"Stairway to Hell" a new dark comedy novel that has been out since 2011.
I have "A Fantastic Opportunity" out now and it's ready to buy in any big bookstore or go to BluPhier publishing Co., and order directly off the site. Thanks for all your support!
We all have something within ourselves to make something GREAT. The one thing you have to remember is what the hell is it? YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT IF YOU ONLY BELIEVE.
I Am A:
Reader, Writer
Books And Authors I Like:
Keith Spence
Robin Cooke
Stephen King
Movies And TV Shows I Like:
Fried Green Tomatoes (Too Wanda)
Signs
Beaches (too much like my sister and me)
Inspirational types of movies with a good moral ending!
I have around 30,000 on my first draft, but its very raw. I think its a great idea for a story. I get stressed out from work at times and that hurts my creativity.
Thats the catch 22...Work to live...Live to write..HAHA
Thanks about the Pic comment. I very happy, Look at my pics...The Miller Girls and my fan club make every problem seem not as big.
Tell you what. This is a question I've been asked frequently, so how about if I blog it? I'll be happy to try to help you with any specifics, but I think that way I can organize my thoughts and maybe prove value to others who wonder about publication.
Photo will be sent! We just got back yesterday and we're still so tired. I bet the weather is great where you are. We were really lucky though. Sunny since Sunday! Major cause for celebration! I'll send you the photo. all the best.
Hi, again, Kristine
I'll struggle to avoid saying anything too obvious or stupid. Personal trauma's, deep ones, are hell to write about. Easiest, if it's cheap and private therapy you need, is to do a diary or journal, getting down the really raw stuff -- it's only for you. But if you consider that Vonnegut took seventeen years to get the distance and clarity he needed to write Slaughterhouse Five for others, to inject them into his experience, that's probaly typical. I'll warn you I'm a nut about words, so I risk scolding you about ambidexterous, which literally means having the same right handedness at the ends of both arms. That would look funny. But if both hands are equally facile with objects, ambichiral would be better (dexter is Latin for right, chiros is Greek for hand). I do that same thing for elevators, which are really verticulators, they got down as well as up. Anyway, twins. Thomas Bouchard at University of Minnesota has done the groundbreaking work on identical twins raised separately, and common 'expressions' or 'preferences.' And identical twins are probably the first to dismiss astrology and horoscopes, which say they will both have the same experiences in the upcoming day (0r week). Fat chance. Advice: don't let anyone pry. Give what you want to, hold back the rest.
Best,
Hi Kristine - I didn't see the movie Freaky Friday and do not know which actress you think I resemble. My husband thinks I look like Stockard Channing, which is ok! I'd be happy to answer any questions about getting published although good writing, perserverance and luck have to combine.
I also have a nephew with autism and he's such a neat kid - just finishing grade 12. I'm sorry to hear your nephew is having such a rough go and hope they get it sorted out soon.
Brenda
As for how to find an agent, it just takes an awful lot of work to find someone you click with. There are a couple of websites that I've been told are very helpful in terms of getting out a lot of query letters at one time - rather than one at a time. Christa Faust, who is on here also, recommended one called bookblaster.com. You need to get to it by first going to scriptblaster.com, then clicking the link to bookblaster (for some reason it doesn't work to go straight to bookblaster.) It costs $99, but can send out 400 or more queries for you - which will save you money and lots of time - in the long run.
No, no, no, no, no! Do not use a query blaster. Never use a query blasting service. You must do the work of personalizing the query letters to agents. I recommend you read agent blogs, like Miss Snark (anonymous agent; blog is retired but information is still pertinent), Pubrants (Kristin Nelson), Nathan Bransford, and Writer Beware (A.C. Crispin and Victoria Strauss). I know Miss Snark and Writer Beware have talked about Bookblaster.
If you want more information on how to find agents, email me and I'll point you in the right direction.
Thanks for the invite and for reading my bio. If you just can't get enough of my antics, go to my website and click on "In Search of the American Sherlock Holmes". It's the true story of my misadventures researching the book.
Kristine,
Thanks for reassuring me that I have not made some irreparable gaffe. Funny thing about this forum. As writers we find ourselves dwarfed into media types looking for cute, vacuous sound bytes. Yet if we 'go on' we risk seeming... garrulous, no?
Hi so thrilled for you! the best of luck and you go for it kid. i'll be you couldn't sleep. i just came online--internet not working all day. or i would have answered you sooner. all the best. here's to you!
thanks for that. i didn't like england at first, i was homesick, but then i got so attached to it. no it's not our house, ill see you photos some time, nothing special the house i mean, but we border farms and we have a great big bag yard for the doggies. by the way, one is pregnant and will give birth the end of august the other is the dad! i'm so excited and nervsou. will post photos as soon as it happens.
yeah, some work of art that lawn mower thingy. but it's his life, just about. yawn.
That sounds great. But you'll be amazed at how much of the PR work you end up having to do yourself - if you want it to get done well, or at all. And be careful with contracts, since you don't have an agent with a contract specialist to go over them for you, you really ought to have a lawyer go over them for you. It is way too easy to inadvertently give away stuff that you don't need to or shouldn't No matter how nice the editor at your publisher is, remember that the contracts were put together by lawyers working in the company's service, not yours. You really need to be careful to protect yourself. I've been through three book contract negotiations and two movie option negotiations so far. I'm no expert, but if you want some advice or referrals feel free to send me a non-public message.
Still, it's all very exciting, to say the least.
Will post pics of puppies as soon as possible. Not due for another two weeks. Hope some of your success rubs off on me! so thrilled for you. all the best!!
Thank you Kristine. Are you sleeping okay? still walking on clouds I bet! as for Penny and the puppies. Goodness. its two weeks to go now. so nervous. we're going to get things ready this weekend. a whelping box and other things. people say that Penny will do it all herself but with me on hand--but I am terrified! I might keep my husband home from going to work if she looks close (scratching on her bedding). I'll keep you updated! don't worry!
Thanks and congrats on your publishing deal. REAPER is not released in the States but may be available from internet booksellers - it's available from the UK arm of Amazon so who knows. You tell me.
The full title is :-
Reaper: Coming Soon to a Family Near You
Kristine,
We had a good exchange a ways back. I just wanted to let you know that e mails sent through crimespace to me are, for some reason, getting dropped. If you need to reach me for any reason, just use d.hoof@att.net
Thanks,
Actaully, Kristine,
I'm off for two weeks to the Grand Canyon and Zion and will pick up after that. As much of this area is a cell phone dead zone, it should be an interesting experience.\
Best,
Hi Kristine, yep, getting excited, although I'm leaving for Alaska on Saturday to spend 10 days running in terror from bears and moose before Bouchercon, then returning to L.A. to begin the big book tour. This will be my third book tour and I still enjoy them. Nothing wrong with driving around the country chatting with people at bookstores. Although all that sitting in the car and eating roadside food doesn't do much for my health or waistline.
Hi Kris,
Nice new pic. Glad to hear that all's going well with you. I'm still in Anchorage in the waning moments of Bouchercon. Been haning out a bit with one of your fellow Portland authors - Bill Cameron.
Hi Kristine
Hope you're well. I'm pleased to say Reaper is now available in the States on amazon.com at $16.99. In advanced search type Dunne for author and Reaper for title. Hope you take a look and spread the word.
Best wishes
Steve D
Hey, Kris,
Good to see another Oregonian! Do you belong to the Portland Sisters in Crime chapter? Willamette Writers?
I enjoyed participating in SIC when I lived in San Diego, but Ashland has no local chapter. I'm speaking at the local WW in March. Best wishes with your books!
Oh, lord, I wouldn't expect you (or anyone) to drive five hours to hear me speak! I'm not even talking about mysteries. The group, Willamette Writers, is a generic writing group. They invited me to speak on the use of obscenities in fiction, mainly because I sold an article to Writer's Digest on the topic. (Dec. 2007 issue, "Proceed with Caution") But I assure you, you could get all the info in my talk from the WD article if it interested you, and save a bundle on gas money! Nice to connect with another Oregon writer, though. Keep me posted on your progress.
Thanks for your comment. I didn't win, but 'The Nemesis Cell' came 6th out of 75 nominations in the mystery novel category and 'Murder, Mayhem and Mexico' was placed 9th out of 128 in the anthologies category, so to have two books both voted into the top ten in their respective sections was a remarkable achievement and i'm very happy with that. I also get to display a P & E Top Ten Finalist logo on my work, which may help future sales etc. In fact, a few days after the polls closed my agent secured a print contract for 'The Nemesis Cell' which had previously only been available in e-book format. The publisher concerned also wanted more of my work so my agent managed to negotiate contracts for two more of my novels, so I think the poll did me some good in a real sense.
I hope everything is going well for you too, and I'll look forward to hearing from you again,
Thanks again. I've had quite a start to 2008, and with five paperbacks due out this year I'm hoping that at least one of them finds favor with the buying public!
joe miller
I have around 30,000 on my first draft, but its very raw. I think its a great idea for a story. I get stressed out from work at times and that hurts my creativity.
Thats the catch 22...Work to live...Live to write..HAHA
Thanks about the Pic comment. I very happy, Look at my pics...The Miller Girls and my fan club make every problem seem not as big.
Have any of your stories been published?
Take care
Joe
Aug 3, 2007
Joanna Campbell Slan
Tell you what. This is a question I've been asked frequently, so how about if I blog it? I'll be happy to try to help you with any specifics, but I think that way I can organize my thoughts and maybe prove value to others who wonder about publication.
j
Aug 4, 2007
carole gill
Aug 4, 2007
Mark Coggins
Nice to meet you as well. Hope the writing/marketing process is going well for you.
Aug 4, 2007
David L. Hoof
I'll struggle to avoid saying anything too obvious or stupid. Personal trauma's, deep ones, are hell to write about. Easiest, if it's cheap and private therapy you need, is to do a diary or journal, getting down the really raw stuff -- it's only for you. But if you consider that Vonnegut took seventeen years to get the distance and clarity he needed to write Slaughterhouse Five for others, to inject them into his experience, that's probaly typical. I'll warn you I'm a nut about words, so I risk scolding you about ambidexterous, which literally means having the same right handedness at the ends of both arms. That would look funny. But if both hands are equally facile with objects, ambichiral would be better (dexter is Latin for right, chiros is Greek for hand). I do that same thing for elevators, which are really verticulators, they got down as well as up. Anyway, twins. Thomas Bouchard at University of Minnesota has done the groundbreaking work on identical twins raised separately, and common 'expressions' or 'preferences.' And identical twins are probably the first to dismiss astrology and horoscopes, which say they will both have the same experiences in the upcoming day (0r week). Fat chance. Advice: don't let anyone pry. Give what you want to, hold back the rest.
Best,
David
Aug 4, 2007
Brenda Chapman
I also have a nephew with autism and he's such a neat kid - just finishing grade 12. I'm sorry to hear your nephew is having such a rough go and hope they get it sorted out soon.
Brenda
Aug 4, 2007
Carla Harker
No, no, no, no, no! Do not use a query blaster. Never use a query blasting service. You must do the work of personalizing the query letters to agents. I recommend you read agent blogs, like Miss Snark (anonymous agent; blog is retired but information is still pertinent), Pubrants (Kristin Nelson), Nathan Bransford, and Writer Beware (A.C. Crispin and Victoria Strauss). I know Miss Snark and Writer Beware have talked about Bookblaster.
If you want more information on how to find agents, email me and I'll point you in the right direction.
Aug 5, 2007
John Reisinger
Aug 5, 2007
David L. Hoof
Thanks for reassuring me that I have not made some irreparable gaffe. Funny thing about this forum. As writers we find ourselves dwarfed into media types looking for cute, vacuous sound bytes. Yet if we 'go on' we risk seeming... garrulous, no?
Aug 8, 2007
carole gill
Aug 9, 2007
joe miller
Up late and thought I drop a line.
I have four kids with two teenage boys....I feel your pain...LOL
Joe
Aug 9, 2007
Joanna Campbell Slan
Aug 10, 2007
Eric Stone
Aug 10, 2007
carole gill
Aug 10, 2007
carole gill
yeah, some work of art that lawn mower thingy. but it's his life, just about. yawn.
Aug 10, 2007
Eric Stone
Still, it's all very exciting, to say the least.
Aug 10, 2007
Joanna Campbell Slan
Aug 10, 2007
carole gill
Aug 10, 2007
Steven Dunne
The very best of luck in your search for a publisher. Hope it's easier over there than over here.
Aug 14, 2007
Scott Nicholson
Aug 15, 2007
Krystal Waters
Aug 15, 2007
carole gill
Aug 15, 2007
Steven Dunne
The full title is :-
Reaper: Coming Soon to a Family Near You
Aug 15, 2007
Harry Shannon
Aug 16, 2007
joe miller
Congratulations on your book....Great News
Luck to you and the family
Joe
Aug 16, 2007
joe miller
I remember those days of looking cool and long hair....
Well, I still like to look cool...HAHA
Joe
Aug 19, 2007
Krystal Waters
Aug 20, 2007
joe miller
Just stop by to say hello.
Joe
Aug 22, 2007
Rick Mofina
Aug 24, 2007
David L. Hoof
We had a good exchange a ways back. I just wanted to let you know that e mails sent through crimespace to me are, for some reason, getting dropped. If you need to reach me for any reason, just use d.hoof@att.net
Thanks,
David
Aug 31, 2007
David L. Hoof
I'm off for two weeks to the Grand Canyon and Zion and will pick up after that. As much of this area is a cell phone dead zone, it should be an interesting experience.\
Best,
David
Sep 5, 2007
Cheryl Norman
Cheryl
Sep 5, 2007
joe miller
Great to hear from you. I log on at night while writing. Congrats on your book...great news.
Stay in touch
Joe
Sep 5, 2007
Eric Stone
Sep 7, 2007
Scott Nicholson
Sep 8, 2007
Eric Enck
Sep 8, 2007
Eric Stone
Sep 11, 2007
Eric Stone
Nice new pic. Glad to hear that all's going well with you. I'm still in Anchorage in the waning moments of Bouchercon. Been haning out a bit with one of your fellow Portland authors - Bill Cameron.
Oct 1, 2007
carole gill
Did you see the video I put up of the puppies?
Oct 2, 2007
joe miller
Congradulations on your book.
I'm working on a proposal for an editor that I met at the GRW conference.
Thanks for the message
Take Care
Joe
Oct 19, 2007
joe miller
I'm about to send off a proposal to a agent that I met at the GRW Conference. Any advice for a rookie...
I have four kids with two teenagers...Please feel sorry, two teenagers, for me at this momment...LOL
Hope you have a great holiday with your family.
Joe
Nov 11, 2007
Steven Dunne
Hope you're well. I'm pleased to say Reaper is now available in the States on amazon.com at $16.99. In advanced search type Dunne for author and Reaper for title. Hope you take a look and spread the word.
Best wishes
Steve D
Nov 12, 2007
joe miller
Thanks for all of your advice on proposals. agents, etc. I'm sending off this weekend, we'll see how it goes.
Hope you and your family are happy and safe this holiday.
Take Care
Joe
Nov 17, 2007
Morgan Hunt
Good to see another Oregonian! Do you belong to the Portland Sisters in Crime chapter? Willamette Writers?
I enjoyed participating in SIC when I lived in San Diego, but Ashland has no local chapter. I'm speaking at the local WW in March. Best wishes with your books!
Dec 19, 2007
Morgan Hunt
Dec 19, 2007
Brian L Porter
Brian
Jan 6, 2008
Brian L Porter
Thanks for your comment. I didn't win, but 'The Nemesis Cell' came 6th out of 75 nominations in the mystery novel category and 'Murder, Mayhem and Mexico' was placed 9th out of 128 in the anthologies category, so to have two books both voted into the top ten in their respective sections was a remarkable achievement and i'm very happy with that. I also get to display a P & E Top Ten Finalist logo on my work, which may help future sales etc. In fact, a few days after the polls closed my agent secured a print contract for 'The Nemesis Cell' which had previously only been available in e-book format. The publisher concerned also wanted more of my work so my agent managed to negotiate contracts for two more of my novels, so I think the poll did me some good in a real sense.
I hope everything is going well for you too, and I'll look forward to hearing from you again,
Best regards
Brian
Feb 6, 2008
Brian L Porter
Best regards
Brian
Feb 6, 2008
Brian L Porter
Thanks for that. Yes, today the world, tomorrow, the universe (or my own back yard)...lol
Best regards
Brian
Mar 12, 2008
Sheri Fresonke Harper
Dec 22, 2008