Share 'Funniest line in crime?'

Crime fiction's generally pretty serious business, but life isn't always about being serious. While watching the last episode of season three of The Wire, I heard a line that had me rolling on the floor. I won't go into the details of it because I don't want to spoil it, but it went like this: "I can't wait to go to jail." Anyone have any other lines like this to share?