Share 'Opening Lines'

When browsing in the bookstore, what makes you want to read on? I wrote a short a while back with an opening line that read: I remember the exact time we decided to kill the president. After a few folks read it, they thought it was a 'killer' opening. But, then I thought more about it, surely someone had opened with something similar before... So, here I is; when I should be working, going thro…