Well, that's me just returned from Harrogate where a good time was had by all at the Harrogate Crime Festival. This time I didn't get to see many events, spending most of my time hanging out, chatting and eating...lots of eating. The panels that I did go to were good, and the evening events were great fun, even if our quiz team - The Masturbating Hamsters - came somewhere in the middle of the pack in an undistinguished manner.
It was great to catch up with everyone, and spend loads of time with my partners in crime - sister Jools and little brother Vincent, as well as the newly-rebearded Russel McLean (who was the originator of the comment in the title of this post. (Don't take this the wrong way? Is there a RIGHT way to take that comment?!)), the musky Lord Kevin "I gave my ticket to a poor person" of Wignall, world's best agent Al "Im so hard I've been thrown out of the hotel TWICE" Guthrie and his always lovely wife Donna...and it's excellent to catch up with people seen far too fleetingly once or twice a year - I shall stop with the names but you know who you are - sorry for all the hugging :o)
Some random bullet point thoughts:
- The more Al Guthrie is convinced of the correctness of an answer to a quiz question, this is inversely proportional to how correct it will, in fact, be.
- Lord Kevin "Jobs are for people who have something to give to society" of Wignall is one of the world's best huggers, but if he ever tells you "You're looking well" make an appointment with a medical professional immediately.
- Vincent Holland-Keen will one day regret giving Auntie Jools and Auntie Donna a magazine called The Oldie.
- Nothing tastes nicer than a bag of chips in a bus shelter at 2.30am.
- Lizzie Hayes and Zoe Sharp are, officially, the most elegant women in crime fiction.
- Robert Crais has lovely eyes, Sir Kevin has lovely shoes.
- Any panel that has Natasha Cooper on is always well worth going to see.
- Crime fiction readers and writers are the friendliest, loveliest, nicest people imaginable.
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