MySpace Virgin

[Sandra Ruttan]

Okay, I admit it: I'm not on MySpace.

I've long held the view that MySpace is the refuge of teenagers and pedophiles who troll the internet looking for vulnerable prey.

Well, okay, in all honesty I just don't have the time for managing one more thing online. First I have my pet pages: Chinook, and Nootka, the husky love pups. Then I have the cats:

Uncle Rascal

Mommy Buttons

Skittles, the proud but stupid papa

And Stuart, Russel, Simon and Rebus.

And those pages are shamefully out of date. Skittles is constantly invited to be on forums and I just can't keep up with that stuff.

Then there's the website, the blog, the publishers marketplace page, Spinetingler.

So, I'm still figuring out how this works. And trying to catch up. But first, I have an issue of Spinetingler to put down. I tried firing myself last month but the publisher refused to accept my departure, so I need to get back to work...

[Sandra Ruttan]

Hey BJ, good to see you here! I think this is a great network, glad you find it works for you! I hear MySpace can consume a lot of time if you let it...

[BJ Bourg]

Hey, Sandra, thanks for the invite! As for MySpace, I had an account for five seconds. I thought I could network and find other writers and readers, but that didn't happen. Thanks to crimespace, it appears I've finally found what I was looking for.

[Sandra Ruttan]

So, that would make you a teenager, right?

[Tribe]

Ahem. I have a MySpace page, missy.