Help! My Husband & His Friends are talking to many "Literary Liberties" with my Person.

[Giovanni Gelati]

I had to push my husband, Mr.Gelati, away from the laptop for a bit and speak up here. He, and his buddies Vincent Zandri (I always thought you liked me Vince, you seemed so nice), Big Daddy Abel, Thomas White, Benjamin Sobieck and now Thad Brown, some of whom have gone to great lengths to do various things to me in their little stories are up to their antics again.  For those that have yet to read one of these “The Author’s Lab/Collaborations”, they are funny but at whose expense? At times mine! I really don’t mind; I know it’s all in good fun (with the exception of  Zandri; I haven’t quite recovered yet). I enjoy reading about my husband and his escapades even if I do have to get involved on occasion. I know it is all in good fun and as long as no one is literally injured or offended, I am usually ok with things.

Here’s the problem, now that my husband has tried his hand at writing¸ he can’t stop. He has become a writing addict. I also think he has become a little too free with what he calls “literary liberties”. I call it flat out suggestive writing. I try to tell him, we have family that might read this and he should be careful. He said he tries to “tone things down a bit” but he can’t help himself.

  In my husband’s latest effort, “I Have Chrome Balls, Don’t You?” I drew the line. I think my G-Man is going crazy; he’s seriously taking this writing thing a bit too far. The story went through edits four times before it could be published. In one scene, I get to give him his chrome balls and give him a big kiss. Would I actually do it in the manner he described, probably not? I have kissed the man in the sand, on the boardwalk, and in many different places at the beach, but never while holding his chrome balls; I think not! Besides that my purse is heavy enough as it is without lugging those around. You will have to read it to understand. He constantly tests my patience!

Personally I just want a break from it; I think you can see my point.  I don’t even know how this got out of control. He started so innocently writing a blog about stories he read that he enjoyed and it just escalated! I know he’s got more tricks up his sleeve.  Do me a favor please;  check out the stories tell me if I am off base here. If I am, I will absolutely apologize to my dear husband, but  I am beginning to have nightmares and am constantly clutching my nose just to make sure it is there. I live in fear that the kids will read his stories think he has completely lost it! Thank  you for letting me get this off your chest. I hope you enjoy your day and have a great holiday weekend.

Things have changed around here. I am now the published author by Trestle Press of “I Have Chrome Balls, Don’t You?” an “In Between The Collaborations”, “Down Low- Dead” with Vincent Zandri, “The Jersey Shore Has Eyes” with Big Daddy Abel”, “G.S.I Gelati’s Scoop Investigations Psychotic Detectives” with Thomas White, “Who Whacked The Blogger” with Benjamin Sobieck,“Thad and The G-Man’s Most Awesome Adventure” with Thad Brown and the soon to be released “Hotel Beaumont” with B.R. Stateham. All the stories are available @ Amazon, Barnes & Nobles and Smashwords. I am also the host of the wildly popular The G-ZONE blogtalk radio show. Thanks for stopping by today; We will see you tomorrow. Have a great day.   http://www.gelatisscoop.blogspot.com