Language Lovers

[Austin S. Camacho]

Do you have a favourite pun? I consider myself a connoisseur of plays on words and I have a couple that I think transcend the average. The best spin the language more than once. Like this gem:

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Dana King]

A hotel manger banished the members of a chess convention from the portico in front of his hotel. When asked why, he said, "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."