Why You Haven't Been Published Yet

[Dana King]

Because this guy took your slot.

[Donna Carrick]

Well, it had me going for a few minutes! But then, I've been running a flu-fever for days, so I can be forgiven for being a dope. I hope...

[Jon Loomis]

You go right on ahead, then, my friend. That's what the internet's for, pretty much.

[Jon Loomis]

The best jokes are the closest to the truth.

[I. J. Parker]

Well, the big publishing house have published some unbelievable crap (which has sold!), so it isn't as unlikely as it seems. The end of the blog tends to give it away as a joke.
Alas, that we should make such jokes.

[Jon Loomis]

The Onion is satire, Dan. Nice find, Dana!

[Pepper Smith]

LOL! Gotta love the Onion, even when they give you a heart attack.

Sometimes they hit close enough to home to be scary, though.

[B.R.Stateham]

You gotta be kidding me!