Word Play

[Austin S. Camacho]

Over the weekend I had another chat about the inconsistent rules of our language. For example, if a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, why isn't a person who drives a race car called a racist? And I’ve wondered about occasional tables. What are they the rest of the time?

[Dana King]

My Beloved Spousal Equivalent sent me out once to buy some entertaining crackers. I found the box, but when I took them home they just sat on the plate like any other crackers. No singing, no dancing, not even an old joke.