SOB---I haven't had my emotions wrung, often rang, since I ran outta Scotch at my 3rd birthday party, I was actually four, but the fibs started as soon as I could spit 'em out.
Hi Jordan--Thanks for the Mother's Day wish. I had a nice day in spite of the fact that my kids weren't home. My son's film was screened Saturday night and my daughter stayed to attend so they both get a pass.
Priceless Melville quote. That book would far surpass a Dan Brown DaVinci Code in its classic nature. Melville was right. It ain't about a fish in its underlying theme, but the book became a real whopper of a tale.
And BTW---nothing shocks me any more. Well, not much. But you really crack me up.
I'm gonna give up, my writing no longer has any shock-value. But, yes, she is hypnotic.
When I wrote Moby Dick, I too, used a one-eyed creature as a 'grabber'---the editor insisted on a whale---tried to tell 'em this ain't aboot a fish. Herman
It is hypnotic, isn't it? I love this as a brand. I've got her on my bus cards too. She's really hot, Dennis. Guess after your finger sandwiches, you'll be surfing porn on the internet for a nite cap?
I gotta say it---I have the hots for the one-eyed-blue-eyed hotty chicky-poo on your site, Jordan. She has something...I just can't put my finger on.
Sultry? Well---yeah. Suductive? Like the Edsel before it was totally uncovered. What would two eyes look like?
He slipped two-fingers in the veggie-matic & added a double-shot of cheap vodka. What the hell? It will help me sleep. He spit out the finger nails and enjoyed the meaty cocktail.
Right back at you, big guy. You're one of my favorite peeps on MySpace and I love the way your mind works, so I thought you'd make a great contribution here. Plus, you'll get exposed to some great writers here. Nuff said.
I'm gonna edit---and watch the golf match. I root for nobody but the guy that beats Tiger. He is then my main man. Med's Jordan?
I lecture & write about natural medicine and the need to give your body proper nutrition.---alas, I drink like a fish. ----Wait a sec, that is for another thread. I'm trying to establish a persona'...
You know, I want people to say---"he has a little class, he always takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it."
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BTW, I taught Travolta how to dance...
Simon
And BTW---nothing shocks me any more. Well, not much. But you really crack me up.
When I wrote Moby Dick, I too, used a one-eyed creature as a 'grabber'---the editor insisted on a whale---tried to tell 'em this ain't aboot a fish. Herman
Sultry? Well---yeah. Suductive? Like the Edsel before it was totally uncovered. What would two eyes look like?
He slipped two-fingers in the veggie-matic & added a double-shot of cheap vodka. What the hell? It will help me sleep. He spit out the finger nails and enjoyed the meaty cocktail.
Then there's Dennis...
I lecture & write about natural medicine and the need to give your body proper nutrition.---alas, I drink like a fish. ----Wait a sec, that is for another thread. I'm trying to establish a persona'...
You know, I want people to say---"he has a little class, he always takes the dishes out of the sink before he pisses in it."
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