Duane -- nice to see you here, and thanks for the welcome. First Secret Dead, now here... coincidence? stalking? Maybe if you stopped writing and editing great stuff none of this would be happening!
Hey, I never said I wasn't a psycho. But do you know what? When I see your pic I think of Goodis and SHOOT THE PIANO PLAYER. You're about to shoot the player of a stringed instrument, aren't you? Who's the psycho now?
I've been thinking about this, and I was wondering if you could do the left knee. It's been mucked up for years, but never quite bad enough that the doc was willing to actually go in and fix it. Maybe if it has a cap in it, Doc will finally be willing to do something. And if not, well, then at least I can say, "Yo, I'm a badass what got a cap busted in him." No one has to know the truth.
Now I like the whole stern expression. Very cool. I tried to get some good uber cool shots of me aiming a gun (in my garage, my backyard, and on the side of the investigations building.) I looked like a goober, like I'm saying: what happens when you press this? Or I'm smiling, in uniform, with the gun out, which sort of has the same effect as the newscaster smiling as she's telling you that fifteen people just drowned in some boating accident. So, all in all, I like that shot, Duane. Can I have it, use it, and just put my name on it?
I want a gun that lights cigarettes. Then, when someone asks for a light I can pull it out and they'll freak, thinking I'm about to bust a cap, but really I'm just lighting their cigarette. Then I can say, "Those things'll kill ya," real ironical like. That's when they meet me up.
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And why hasn't Verhoven ever done another cop movie?
Todo un policia.
And they're standing over by the pretzels.
There. That should do it.
Daniel: Kind of lends new meeting to the phrase, "meetup," doesn't it?
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