Thanks for checking out this page. Please note I cannot accept ARCs, galleys, or completed copies of your book.
I just can't. Wouldn't be ethical. As a member of the National Book Critics Circle
, I wouldn't be able to review it if we had any sort of relationship, and God knows I wouldn't be able to face you in the morning. And neither of us wants that.Then how do I get my ARCs, my galleys, my books for review?
That will have to be my secret, I'm afraid. Like the Lord and Paris Hilton's legal team, I work in mysterious ways.
Because of this, I'll add anyone who asks as a Crimespace "friend" (except commercial concerns)...but please don't misconstrue that as an actual friendship
Let's keep it superficial and electronic, less personal than a cocktail at Bouchercon. That way everything will stay ethical, and the press will continue to have the fine, fine reputation and respect it holds in the American eye
Now that we have that out of the way, why not check out...My webpage & blog, filled with fascinating opinions and spicy tales. Because there's just not enough blogs on the Internet.My LinkedIn profile...where awkward professionals make hamhanded attempts to "network" and exchange virtual business cards. All the joylessness of a fern bar, none of the mojitos.
And while you're here, why not enjoy the virtual jukebox over there in the left column
(no, not there...a little bit down...yeah, there). It's the perfect soundtrack for your criminal lifestyle.