Any thoughts on a good place to hide a body?
A mine shaft? Abandoned mine, of course. The ocean? Under a building site where concrete will be poured? Among bodies shipped to medical schools for teaching puposes?
In a grave. Under the previously scheduled coffin.
Nice. I especially like the idea of hiding a body morgue or medical school! Plain sight!
Ooooo, good one. And you could have a lot of fun with it, as well.
In the wall. Under the floor if it's one of those hardwood ones with planks you can move.
On a beach (after dissolving the corpse in sulfuric acid for two days) disguised as sand.
In a piano ... sell it on eBay, then move house.
In a storage facility, rented under an assumed name. Possibly packed in ice in a freezer if you want to avoid the smell.
Buried in the ground near a sewage works - let the smell hide the smell.
Go into the woods, climb a tree, drop a block and tackle, then haul the body up in a net and leave it up there.
Break into an abandoned house, or one with a For Sale sign outside, and leave it in the attic.
In a dumpster behind KFC ... no one will smell it. (Is that libelous? :-) )
Something you want to confess, Mr Warner?
Confess? Never! I've seen enough episodes of Bones to know the usual places to hide a body, and a few unusual. But as I'm outlining my next story, I feel like there isn't much undiscovered turf. There's got to be someplace new, clever and shocking still out there. Surely the collective minds of Crimespace, the body-hiding professionals (on paper), must have some insight!
Oh, we save those ideas for our own work. You're getting the b list, bub. :)