Duane Swierczynski

52, Male

United States

Profile Information:

Hometown:
The City of Brotherly Bloodshed
About Me:
You looking at me, punk?
Website:
http://www.duaneswierczynski.com
Books And Authors I Like:
Favorite dead writers: Goodis, Cain, Chandler, Hammett, Woolrich, McCoy, Marlowe, Willeford.

Comment Wall:

  • Duane Swierczynski

    You never know in a place like this.

    Mar 7, 2007

  • Dave White

    Who in their right mind gave you a gun?

    Mar 7, 2007

  • J.D. Rhoades

    When does the little flag that says BANG! come out?

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Duane Swierczynski

    It actually lights my cigarettes. Which I never smoke.

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Dave White

    It really looks like the gun is about to make you cry. WAAAHHH I can't pull the trigger! WAAAAHHH

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Bill Cameron

    I want a gun that lights cigarettes. Then, when someone asks for a light I can pull it out and they'll freak, thinking I'm about to bust a cap, but really I'm just lighting their cigarette. Then I can say, "Those things'll kill ya," real ironical like. That's when they meet me up.

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Bill Cameron

    Actually, it's when they beat me up.

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Robin Burcell

    Now I like the whole stern expression. Very cool. I tried to get some good uber cool shots of me aiming a gun (in my garage, my backyard, and on the side of the investigations building.) I looked like a goober, like I'm saying: what happens when you press this? Or I'm smiling, in uniform, with the gun out, which sort of has the same effect as the newscaster smiling as she's telling you that fifteen people just drowned in some boating accident. So, all in all, I like that shot, Duane. Can I have it, use it, and just put my name on it?

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Daniel Hatadi

    Hey, let's meet Bill up. Duane, pop a cap in his knee to get the ball rolling. :)

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Duane Swierczynski

    That's a relief, Robin. I was worried you'd be arresting me for impersonating a tough guy.

    Daniel: Kind of lends new meeting to the phrase, "meetup," doesn't it?

    Mar 8, 2007

  • Bill Cameron

    Should I be nervous?

    Mar 8, 2007