We never get any trick-or-treaters. I can tell myself that it’s because we’re the only house on a dead-end street and surely, being off the beaten path is part of the problem. But if I’m to be completely honest, it’s because I know that little kids are afraid of our home. Yes, we live in THAT house. It’s the one we all dared each other to visit on Halloween. The one that got the occasional egging…