Y'know, I'd almost forgotten I had a profile on here. My internet presence leaves much to be desired. Or not desired, depending. Anyways, yeah, crime. Crime's rad. Except when my car gets stolen. Or the passenger's side door lock busted in. Or when my roommate's checks get boosted from our mailbox. But even then, I at least get an opportunity to use the word "paper-hanger." Been reading Joshua Ar…