My name is John Osbourne, well It was before I started writing this bloody book, now I’m not sure who the hell I am. If you think you know me, please telephone 01482 21...

Unemployed and recently divorced, John Osbourne’s life was slowly falling apart, then, encouraged to get a hobby by his daughter things took a different turn, a turn that he did not realise would change his life. As he starts writing his first novel, the characters seem to come alive before his very eyes.