“Kill the Suitors!”…

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I heard a noise and saw it was my friend.

He said he needed help and asked me if I'd lend

An alibi that would save his neck.

He rushed through my front door and told me of the wreck.



They were "ambushed by a gang of mean men."

What they did to his girl, he called: "the darkest sin."

They roasted her, ate her flesh off bone.

They forced him to…

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The Book of Genesis contains some strange stories by modern standards.



“Lot’s Incest”

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Things got wild and crazy every night in that ancient land of Sodomites. Genesis in the Good Book tells the rest and tops it off with "drunk incest."

When two angels came to stay with lot, creepy neighbors said: "Sexy, show us what you've… Continue

Can you suggest a clever crime-oriented ending with a twist for this song?“Pussy Whipped”

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"Doctor, yes, I think I have a problem. Use the word disorder if you like. My cat, she nags me night and day. No's a word I cannot say. Meow. Feed me, now.



I worry that she might get diabetes. Then, I'll have to give her shots for life. I try to stop… Continue

Die, Vampires Song

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At a party late one night

Saw this vixen smile at me

She said come up to my room

If there’s more you’d like to see.

Something told me not to

Lust said it had to be



She pulled me into her room

Used a key to lock the door

Started kissing on my neck

Took off all the clothes I… Continue