Jeff Cohen's Posts - CrimeSpace2024-03-29T04:58:10ZJeff Cohenhttps://crimespace.ning.com/profile/copollhttps://storage.ning.com/topology/rest/1.0/file/get/60987940?profile=RESIZE_48X48&width=48&height=48&crop=1%3A1https://crimespace.ning.com/profiles/blog/feed?user=copoll&xn_auth=no25 Things to Do Other Than Buying "A Night at the Operation"tag:crimespace.ning.com,2009-04-07:537324:BlogPost:1919022009-04-07T02:38:32.000ZJeff Cohenhttps://crimespace.ning.com/profile/copoll
1. Mow the lawn (or shovel the walk, depending on where you live)<br />
2. Empty the dishwasher<br />
3. Figure out why Jim Croce isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame<br />
4. Go to work<br />
5. Re-read "If I Did It" by O.J. Simpson<br />
6. Watch your DVD copy of the "Joe the Plumber" debate<br />
7. Do the Macarena<br />
8. Tote that barge<br />
9. Lift that bale<br />
10. Search Hulu for the "Hotchkabab" episode of "Green Acres"<br />
11. Try once again to learn how to juggle<br />
12. Try to remember the name of one reality TV "star"<br />
13. Watch theā¦
1. Mow the lawn (or shovel the walk, depending on where you live)<br />
2. Empty the dishwasher<br />
3. Figure out why Jim Croce isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame<br />
4. Go to work<br />
5. Re-read "If I Did It" by O.J. Simpson<br />
6. Watch your DVD copy of the "Joe the Plumber" debate<br />
7. Do the Macarena<br />
8. Tote that barge<br />
9. Lift that bale<br />
10. Search Hulu for the "Hotchkabab" episode of "Green Acres"<br />
11. Try once again to learn how to juggle<br />
12. Try to remember the name of one reality TV "star"<br />
13. Watch the stock ticker and contemplate bankruptcy<br />
14. Re-fill the dishwasher<br />
15. Batten down the hatches<br />
16. Check the standings in Major League Baseball (hint: each team will have played 1 game)<br />
17. Wonder why "March Madness" culminates in April<br />
18. Clip your toenails (actually, I was asked to include that one, and yes, we mean YOU)<br />
19. Try to figure out the plot of LOST<br />
20. See what Regis and Kelly are up to<br />
21. Go on an all-rutabaga diet<br />
22. Calculate the number of minutes until STAR TREK opens<br />
23. Count the holes in Blackburn, Lancashire<br />
24. Walk the dog/cat/ferret/marmoset<br />
25. Run the dishwasher AGAIN.<br />
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Or, you could go out and spend only $7.99 (or less!) on a book that I have personally called "the best in the Double Feature Mystery series." But then, I'm slightly biased. I could get you in touch with my mom...<br />
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(Normally, I'd be waxing rhapsodic on the first day of the New York Yankees season, but hey, my book's coming out TUESDAY APRIL 7, and the Yankees are doing just fine on their own. GO GET A COPY OF "A NIGHT AT THE OPERATION!" And then please, let me know what you think of it.)