1. Mow the lawn (or shovel the walk, depending on where you live)

2. Empty the dishwasher

3. Figure out why Jim Croce isn't in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

4. Go to work

5. Re-read "If I Did It" by O.J. Simpson

6. Watch your DVD copy of the "Joe the Plumber" debate

7. Do the Macarena

8. Tote that barge

9. Lift that bale

10. Search Hulu for the "Hotchkabab" episode of "Green Acres"

11. Try once again to learn how to juggle

12. Try to… Continue