Happy Father’s Day to all the other dads out there. I hope those you helped get a start in life remembered you and sent you a little gift, or a card, or made a phone call to thank you for your selfless service through the years. Of course, the kids I raised are all way too busy moving forward with their lives to think of such things.
Well, actually one daughter, Chrystal, did call to wish me a happy day. And my son Adam has a good excuse, being in a nuclear submarine for the next few weeks, but luckily he has a wonderful wife who was thoughtful enough to send a very sweet card. Perhaps I could trade her for the other three I fed and clothed all those years.
Yes, sarcasm is just one more service we offer.