1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
Many, many times.
2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
NO. That would make me puke.
3. When’s the last time you’ve been sledding?
It’s been too long.
4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
Actual SLEEP? Alone.
5. Do you believe in ghosts?
No. I don’t disbelieve in them either.
6. Do you consider yourself creative?
It’s all I got.
7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
Well, somebody did. And it wasn’t me.
8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Angelina by default. I don’t think much of the other one.
9. Do you stay friends with your ex’s?
10. Do you know how to play poker?
Know how? Yes. Ever win? No.
11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
I’ve been awake for the PAST 48 hours.
12. What’s your favorite commercial?
I don’t watch TV.
13. What are you allergic to?
14. If you’re driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around do you run red lights?
15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
What about them?
17. Have you ever been Ice Skating?
18. How often do you remember your dreams?
Fairly often. Sometimes they write my books and songs for me.
19. When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried?
Don’t know the last time. Probably the first time I heard the line, “Don’t make me run! I’m full of chocolate!” on the Simpsons.
20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes I certainly can.
21. What’s the one thing on your mind now?
The physics (and social implications) of being able to walk through concrete.
22. Do you know who Ghetto-ass Barbie is?
Did I use to date her?
23. Do you always wear your seat belt?
Yeah, I think so.
24. What cell service do you use?
I have no cell. I’m not a prisoner.
25. Do you like Sushi?
Weepin’ christ no.
26. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Numerous times. Today in fact.
27. What do you wear to bed?
A SCUBA mask. I’m not kidding.
28. Been caught stealing?
Oh yeah. Several times. That’s why I gave it up.
29. What shoe size do you have?
30. Do you truly hate anyone?
31. Classic Rock or Rap?
32. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
33. Favorite Song?
TIE: Burning the Midnight Lamp by Hendrix OR Bleed Me an Ocean by Acid Bath.
34. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
35. What food do you find disgusting?
I find most foods disgusting, strangely enough.
36. Do you sing in the shower ?
37. Did you ever play, “I’ll show you mine, if you show me yours”?
I’m sure I did, but like most of my childhood I’ve blocked it out.
38. Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back?
Nah. More fun right to their faces.
39. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
40. Have you ever been punched in the face?
Many times. Not cool at all.