Another joke of the day . . . .

[B.R.Stateham]

Here's another joke I found. . .

Question: What's the difference between a terrorist and a publisher?

Answer: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

[Benjamin Sobieck]

What's the difference between an author and a government bond?

A government bond eventually matures and makes money.

[B.R.Stateham]

I.J. --I thought that might raise your ire a notch or two. But only done in good fun.

[I. J. Parker]

Now wait a minute on the German humor bit! For that matter, I have a soft spot for Italian warriors, too. Their fantastic history proves you wrong on that.
I'll go along with the rest though. :)

[B.R.Stateham]

I'm in a funny, ha-ha mood today. So here's a list of the Ten Shortest Books Ever Written

The Shortest Books Ever Written


1000 Years of German Humor

Everything Men Know About Women
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
Italian War Heroes

Who's Who in Puerto Rico

Americans' Guide to Etiquette

Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages

Safe Places to Travel in the USA

Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction

Contraception by Pope John Paul II

Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
Gun Control for The New Millenium: NRA Handbook