Okay, folks, my last Renzi Rant was pretty ugly, and I don't want you to think I don't have a sense of humor, so for this one I decided to lighten up. This may come as a big shock, but a lot of criminals do really stupid things. You've heard of stupid pet tricks? Criminals are worse. Hey, if they were smart they'd be making big bucks on Wall Street. For a couple of samples, read on.
Take my baby, please
Tanya wanted a gun. Why? Who knows, but I'm guessing it wasn't to shoot varmints in her backyard out in Mesa, Arizona. Arizona gun laws are relatively loose, but convicted felons can't buy guns, and Tanya, 33, couldn't buy a gun. But she had a 2-year old daughter. So she came up with a great plan.