Happy Dress-Like-A-Slut day, everybody. Once again the day has come to be bemused and baffled by the choices that straight girls make on this, the only night they are allowed to dress like shameless hos.

It’s still very weird to me that something like “Dominatrix,” which is a normal, ordinary part of my year-round life, is a costume option for squares. But I’ve also seen “Sexy Punk Girl,” “Sexy Goth” and even “Sexy Asian” costumes (usually modeled by a standard issue Caucasian Cali-blonde) so obviously I’m not alone.

Have you all got your tramp costumes picked out for tonight? If not allow me to provide some last minute inspiration.

(It’s easy. Just put the word “sexy” in front of any costume idea.)

Sexy Godzilla
Sexy Fishmonger
Sexy Undocumented Sweatshop Worker
Sexy Amoeba
Sexy Stephen Hawking
Sexy IT Consultant
Sexy Jehovah’s Witness
Sexy Bag Lady
Sexy Great White Shark

I hope I’m not too late to order this for my “Sexy Allan Guthrie” costume…

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Comment by D.R. MacMaster on November 1, 2008 at 11:55am
Sexy Frozen Person with the weather we had here in Nova Scotia this Halloween. Brrrr.....

I'm waiting for... Sexy Author.

(Basically the old Sexy Librarian, but hunched over a keyboard knocking back coffee until the chapter's finished)
Comment by Dana King on November 1, 2008 at 5:30am
I was going to make a comment, but after reading Allan's I think I'm just going to wash my eyes out with bleach.
Comment by Allan Guthrie on November 1, 2008 at 4:39am
Very weird that you should pick out something that's part of my normal life too. I'm wearing that outfit right now.

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