Happy Dress-Like-A-Slut day, everybody. Once again the day has come to be bemused and baffled by the choices that straight girls make on this, the only night they are allowed to dress like shameless hos.
It’s still very weird to me that something like “Dominatrix,” which is a normal, ordinary part of my year-round life, is a costume option for squares. But I’ve also seen “Sexy Punk Girl,” “Sexy Goth” and even “Sexy Asian” costumes (usually modeled by a standard issue Caucasian Cali-blonde) so obviously I’m not alone.
Have you all got your tramp costumes picked out for tonight? If not allow me to provide some last minute inspiration.
(It’s easy. Just put the word “sexy” in front of any costume idea.)
Sexy Undocumented Sweatshop Worker
Sexy Stephen Hawking
Sexy IT Consultant
Sexy Jehovah’s Witness
Sexy Bag Lady
Sexy Great White Shark
I hope I’m not too late to order this
for my “Sexy Allan Guthrie” costume…