101 Things To Do Before You Die (for Mystery Writers)

[Patrick Balester]

When I started this list 3 1/2 years ago, I only had 30 items on it. I'm glad to say the list has grown quite a bit since then. Perhaps in 3 more years, it will be complete. Until then, here's the current list, updated with working links. Enjoy, and have fun with it!

101 74 Things to Do before You Die (for mystery writers)

1. Write a minimum of 500 words a day, every day of the year, every year, until you die.

2. Subscribe to Crimespree magazine.

3. Attend Bouchercon.

4. Take the Konrath Quiz!

5. Read The Rap Sheet and then visit the links listed on the right sidebar…all 511 of them.

6. Read An Unquiet Night by Patricia Carlon. Be amazed.

7. Join Crimespace. Then go to Australia. Track down Daniel Hatadi (creator of Crimespace). Buy him a beer. Praise him highly in front of the other bar patrons (while you’re still sober, so they know you really mean it).

8. Write your own obituary. It's your last chance to promote yourself (and keep the skeletons in your closet hidden).

9. Read agent Janet Reid’s blog. If you get a chance to meet her at a writer’s conference, introduce yourself, and thank her for the priceless advice. Then shake her tentacle.

10. This year, query three agents a week until you snag one. Start here and here.

11. Get your mystery novel published.

12. Then, join the Mystery Writers of America.

13. Go to your local library and give a talk about your book or the mystery genre.

14. Visit San Francisco and stop at all the landmarks mentioned in the novels by Dashiell Hammett.

15. Buy a bottle of Maker’s Mark. Sip it while you read the August Riordan PI series by Mark Coggins. Note: There are several books in the series…you may need more than one bottle.

16. Get on a panel at a writer’s conference, as a moderator or participant & teach your fellow writers about a topic you’re an expert on or excited about.

17. Learn how to kill someone with poison and get that story published.

18. Read the noir novels of Dorothy B Hughes, including In A Lonely Place.

19. Contact your local coroner and ask to witness an autopsy. Go on an empty stomach and take nose plugs.

20. Write and publish a story from the killer’s point of view and make him/her sympathetic.

21. Ditto from the victim’s point of view, but make him/her despicable.

22. Meet Sarah Weinman. Prostrate yourself before her while you chant “I’m not worthy!” Read her on Tumbler and browse her blog.

23. Write a book review and get it published in your local newspaper, whether it’s the New York Times or the Small Town Gazette.

24. Attend the Love is Murder conference in Chicago. If you see Hanley Kanar, the conference organizer, say hello and tell her thanks for a great conference.

25. Participate in National Novel Writing Month. One month...50,000 words. You can do it. More important, you'll learn from this.

26. Read all of JA Konrath’s Jack Daniels novels. As you read each one, have a drink from the recipe in the front of the novel.

27. Post a large map of the United States on your wall, cover your eyes, and throw a dart at it. Drive to the spot you struck, then write a crime story about the trip. Please note: The high price of gasoline is not technically a crime.

28. Join Sisters In Crime. They take men too.

29. Meet Alison Janssen (editor of Tyrus Books) and Ben LeRoy, also of Tyrus Books (and the founder of Bleak House Books). Tell them thanks for publishing some great novels. Then buy a few and read them.

30. Attend a pitch session at every writer’s conference you attend.

31. Send an autographed copy of your novel to David J Montgomery, because those are the ones he keeps. Thank him. Read his blog, the Crime Fiction Dossier.

32. Write a cozy, a police procedural and a thriller & get them each published under different pen names.

33. If you’ve never tasted it, try absinthe.

34. Visit Hemmingway's home in Cuba.

35. Research a high profile criminal case in your city. Go to the courthouse and arrange to see the trial transcript (it's in the public record). Then read it cover to cover.

36. Learn to read a foreign language. Read a foreign language mystery novel in the original.

37. At your next writer’s conference, go to the lobby or main meeting room after all the panels are done and read one of your favorite mystery stories out loud, even if no one is listening.

38. Meet Julie Hyzy and chat with her. Be inspired by her optimistic and bubbly personality (you can actually hear the bubbles in her voice…it’s quite amazing). Oh, and read her books, starting with State of the Onion. Ask her about being interviewed by the Secret Service.

39. Visit the grave of Edgar Allen Poe, at night. Leave a rose.

40. Write a story about your boss. Use a pen name (trust me on this one).

41. Read Vanish by Tess Gerritsen. It’s the one she’ll be remembered for a hundred years hence.

42. Create your own blog. Promote your writing. Don’t forget to credit the other writers who helped you along the way.

43. Attend at least one writers conference a year. If you go to two or more, choose at least one you’ve never attended. The fresh faces you meet will energize your writing.

44. Visit your local police department and ask to participate in a ride along one night to see your hometown through the eyes of a cop.

45. Read Spinetingler Magazine.

46. Each December create your own Top Ten List of favorite mystery novels published that year and post it on your blog. Exclude the best sellers. Give us something new.

47. Plan the perfect crime...with one flaw. Then write a story about it. Hide the fatal flaw that catches the bad guy/girl until the very last sentence.

48. Go to the library and stroll down the fiction aisles. Find a novel or collection of stories by a writer you’ve never heard of until this moment. Then check out the book and read it.

49. Subscribe to the DorothyL website.

50. Send a copy of your published book and a handwritten fan letter to your favorite author, with return postage, and ask them to autograph it.

51. Make a movie trailer for your first/next book release and post it on your blog and on Youtube.

52. Check the obituaries to find recently deceased authors whose stories you've never read.

53. Enter one writing contest a year with a novel length unpublished manuscript from your drawer.

54. Serve on a jury.

55. Read Sandra Scoppetone's Jack Early or Lauren Laurano series. Check out her blog, Sandra Scoppetone's Writing Thoughts.

56. Join a writer's group and actively participate.

57. For one month, take the bus or train to work. This alone will give you enough material for three novels.

58. Read A Newbie's Guide To Publishing.

59. Ask your family doctor what is the most effective way to kill someone with drugs. Explain that you are a mystery writer before he reaches for the phone to dial 911.

60. Send the FBI a request to see your file. (Don't laugh...you may have one). If you have one, they must give it to you by law.

61. Subscribe to Mystery Scene magazine.

62. Learn how to pick a lock. Warning: Practice on your own lock only, or you'll be getting an FBI file sooner than you think!

63. Teach an adult to read.

64. Interview a member of your local law enforcement...a police officer, detective, prosecutor or judge. Publish the interview. If you can record the interview, post it as a podcast.

65. Write a story in which the victim is murdered by a member of the animal kingdom.

66. Every month, read at least one newspaper from each continent. For some suggestions, start here: Africa, Asia, Australia, Europe, North America, South America, and Ireland (OK, so Ireland isn't a continent, but we have expats on every continent). Wants more choices? Click here for dozens of world newspapers.

67. Pick one novel or story that the world cannot live without, and commit it to memory.

68. Get your PI license. Fill out the application, study for the exam, and pass it.

69. Write a crime story in which the weapon of choice is a computer connected to the internet.

70. Take a literary vacation and visit the homes of your favorite authors.

71. Review the police logs in your city. You may have to request these in person, so if you go to your local police station, make sure you have no outstanding warrants. (You would not believe how many people fumble this one).

72. Go into the attic and dig out an old family photo that has a scene or family member who no one remembers or can name. Study the photo. Write their story. Include a crime.

73. Eat right and get enough exercise. Writing takes stamina. Besides, you'll need to live a long life to finish all the items on this list.

74. And (this one's personal) finish writing the list!