Being a free-thinker used to be great, until the MBAs moved in and said "No more free thinking. We must charge for it now."
"But that isn't the meaning of 'free thinking!'" the author protested.
"Don't try to pull a zoigma on me!" and off they carted the trussed and shackled writer, to his isolation cell.
A few blinks into the future...
Welcome to the place of mankind's last best hope for freedom to write crime fiction and reality!