I’m taking my revenge on the deployers of banal Facebook updates. I’m writing a blog post about my new couches.
Old couches recovered, actually. But I’ll get to that soon enough.
I had first thought to be avenged on the lame updaters by putting up a false Facebook status update of my own each day, attempting to see how long it would be before people caught on to the joke or simply had me removed from Facebook altogether. I thought it’d go something like this:
MATT REES is cleaning out tripes.
MATT REES is cleaning out his own tripes.