Otis Twelve

Profile Information:

Hometown:
Little Papio Creek Watershed
About Me:
One inch shorter than Rachmaninov.
Website:
http://otistwelve.com
Books And Authors I Like:
Henry James, Sean Doolittle, Flan O'Brien, Allan Guthrie, Horace, John Rickards, Cervantes, I.J.Parker, Poe, and Henry Miller.

Comment Wall:

  • Kevin Wignall

    Hey Otis, tried to respond to your message but your email kept bouncing. Good to see you here anyway. K

    Jun 27, 2007

  • Cornelia Read

    Dude Otis, you are magnificent. Just wanted to say that.

    Jun 27, 2007

  • Daniel Hatadi

    Otis, breaking out of self-imposed isolation is dangerous and should only be done with the right training and lubrication.

    Dangerous is fun, though. Glad to have you here!

    Jun 27, 2007

  • Otis Twelve

    Sorry, Kevin... et al... a typical typo on the e-mail address... now corrected.

    Jun 27, 2007

  • I. J. Parker

    Hi, Otis!

    Good to see you made it over here.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Allan Guthrie

    Mr Twelve. A delight to see you here.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Otis Twelve

    Shit, no getting away from you, is there, Sunshine?

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Sean Doolittle

    Oh Otis. . .honey honey. . .I don't remember the rest of the words.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Sandra Ruttan

    Hey Otis, nice to see you here, and to "meet" you at last. Welcome!

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Jennifer Jordan

    Still beset by evil, itchy blisters augmented by evil, pill given to heal said blisters. One can only hope that by "typing away" that you are writing. Say it's so, O!

    We must dance the dance of those who have left their caves!

    And use many exclamation points!

    Ok, you can eschew the exclamation points. That is a lack of sleep typing.

    Hi.

    How are you?

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Donna Moore

    Thanks for the invite Otis. Weird - I always thought you were taller than Rachmaninov. Oh well, another fantasy destroyed.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Val McDermid

    No cigs these days, Otis. I quit a year and a half ago, just before my first knee surgery. Just as well, really, since the UK goes fag-free in public places on July 1. Luckily for my resolve, my local pub went smoke-free the same day I did.
    I still like to hang with the smokers, though -- never an ex-smoker, just a smoker who isn't doing it today. I plan to resume on my 80th birthday, by which time it will probably be on a par with trying to score a wrap of heroin.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Otis Twelve

    I'll call my pusher about the Horse then, Val.

    Jun 28, 2007

  • Iain Rowan

    Hi Otis. Good to see you here.

    Jun 29, 2007

  • Paul Guyot

    I actually thought you were taller than Rachi.

    Jun 30, 2007

  • Jon Jordan

    Otis,

    The barmat drink is called a "Fuck You". After drinking the reason becomes very apparent.

    Saw the arc for Jennifer's anthology. Your story is great!

    Jul 17, 2007

  • Elizabeth Zelvin

    Thanks for the comment, Otis. About the burdens therapists like your wife and me carry, as a debut author I now have TWO careers about which most people say, "Don't give up your day job!" ;) Liz

    Jul 20, 2007

  • Krystal Waters

    Hello Otis, I was stopping by to say hello, introduce myself. You are on my friends list and I am trying to get around to everyone.

    Your blogs are really interesting.

    Kristine

    Aug 15, 2007

  • MysteryDawg

    Hey Otis, how are you?
    Aldo

    Oct 31, 2007

  • Darren Laws

    If I knew everything about myself, I wouldn't want to be my friend! I think the fun in knowing people is constantly being surprised by them and having them challenge your thoughts or impressions of them. Writers of fiction, especially crime fiction are consumate liars, so if I told you the truth would you believe me?

    Jan 3, 2008