A meticulously restored '69 Camaro is 'detailed' by a kid whose skull is held together by Super-Glue and wishful thinking. An insurance salesman has three too many. A vaudeville performer is reunited with his ex-partner, permanently. Everyone's favorite TV star steps in to save the day, mostly for himself. Teenage revenge, cannibal grannies, giant snakes, and vigilante clowns are just a few of the themes explored in the eight stories collected here for the first time. Tales of Crime and Weirdness.