On Sunday last week I sold 20 books during two hours at a Barnes & Noble. Well, actually, I sold 17 and the store had me sign the remaining 3. One of the 17 buyers e-mailed me yesterday, wanting to return the book because of all the f*cks and sh&ts and even the "Good Christs." Of course, she repeated all those words in her e-mail several times. She wanted my home address so she could ship it back. Of course, I thought, a murder mystery set amid hunters and animal rights protestors -- did she think the language would be, say, Nancy Drew-ish? Oh well. Any advice out there? It wasn't as if she couldn't have flipped through a few pages before buying the book.