Has anyone else read this book by Ian Spector? I admit I'm juvenille to begin with, just ask my wife and kids. I bought this slim tome in the San Antonio airport bookstore. I was laughing so hard on the flight I had people wondering what the dude in the last seat was up to. Here's a few observations from the book:
"Chuck Norris will eat your soul for a Klondike bar."
"Mr. T sleeps with a pillow under his gun."
"After hearing that Jesus had fed multitudes with five loaves of bread and two fish, Chuck Norris fed the entire population of India with just the crumbs in his mustache."
"Mr T can punch you and pity you three times before you hit the ground."