Just another yuck-yuck to share. If you like Elephants, that is . . .

[B.R.Stateham]

Another joke of the day. . . writing about Elephants

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant The English book - Elephants I have Shot on Safari The Welsh book - The Elephant and its Influence on Welsh Language and Culture The American book - How to Make Bigger and Better Elephants The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller and Cheaper Elephants The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6 The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue? The Swedish book - How to Reduce your Taxes with an Elephant The Swiss book - The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His Elephants The Israeli book - The Elephant and the Jewish Problem The Danish book - Elephants - 100 easy ways of cooking them

[B.R.Stateham]

I saw that 'short introduction' of volumes 1-6 and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.

[I. J. Parker]

Chuckle. Quite right about the Germans this time.