Just another yuck-yuck to share. If you like Elephants, that is . . .

Another joke of the day. . . writing about Elephants

Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant
The English book - Elephants I have Shot on Safari
The Welsh book - The Elephant and its Influence on
Welsh Language and Culture
The American book - How to Make Bigger and Better
The Japanese book - How to Make Smaller and
Cheaper Elephants
The Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about
Finnish People
The German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants,
Vol 1-6
The Icelandic book - Defrosting an Elephant
The Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State
The Swedish book - How to Reduce your Taxes with
an Elephant
The Swiss book - The Country Through Which
Hannibal Went With His Elephants
The Israeli book - The Elephant and the Jewish
The Danish book - Elephants - 100 easy ways of
cooking them

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Comment by B.R.Stateham on April 14, 2010 at 2:39pm
I saw that 'short introduction' of volumes 1-6 and couldn't stop laughing for five minutes.
Comment by I. J. Parker on April 14, 2010 at 8:11am
Chuckle. Quite right about the Germans this time.

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