Murdering Holocaust-denier Engaged to Celine Dion Recovers Couches

I’m taking my revenge on the deployers of banal Facebook updates. I’m writing a blog post about my new couches.

Old couches recovered, actually. But I’ll get to that soon enough.

I had first thought to be avenged on the lame updaters by putting up a false Facebook status update of my own each day, attempting to see how long it would be before people caught on to the joke or simply had me removed from Facebook altogether. I thought it’d go something like this:

MATT REES is cleaning out tripes.

MATT REES is cleaning out his own tripes.

Read the rest of this post on my blog The Man of Twists and Turns.

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Comment by Jon Loomis on July 2, 2010 at 2:06am
I guess she could be considered sexy in a kind of electrocuted-MILF-trapped-in-a-Turkish-harem way. But you're right--that's probably not exactly what she was going for.
Comment by Mosi Tyrone Wells on July 2, 2010 at 1:48am
pretty funny john, pretty funny. She is sexy but I don't think that was what she was going for when she wore that
Comment by Jon Loomis on July 2, 2010 at 1:30am
She looks like a Toronto housewife who's been abducted by a Bulgarian porno ring. Yeesh.
Comment by Mosi Tyrone Wells on July 2, 2010 at 1:19am
Is that picture an indirect 3/4 nude pic or is that fashion on some red carpet in hollywood? I guess it fashion. I mean it looks sexy and I guess she was really out to turn heads with a provocative outfit such as that one. I guess the stars don't have much to do? LOL!
Comment by Stacy on July 2, 2010 at 1:07am
What the heck is that Celine has on? (Sorry gotta comment on the fashion for a second. I'm a woman, LOL). I can't believe she'd have on something like that. The thing that made Celine different from a lot of other singers was that she had a classy kind of vibe to her. I don't listen to her music, but I know how she used to carry herself. Now she looks just like these other trashy singers out here. I'm tired of these older singers dressing trashy to compete with these young singers. Celine, Janet Jackson, Madonna, Cher, and the list goes on. Someone needs to tell these peopel trashy is NOT sexy if that's what they think. I'm glad Celine finally did something to her hair though. She looks much better with short hair but she looks like she has an eating disorder. She needs to gain some weight. Looks like a bag of bones in this outfit. I'm kinda shocked, had to look twice cause I couldn't believe this was Celine Dion looking this tacky.

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