My incredible talent. . . .

[B.R.Stateham]

I have an incredible talent. It's called Foot-In-Mouth Disease. It seems all if have to do is open my mouth. And then . . . . holy french fries! People go ballistic on me! I mean they get so upset their blood pressure has the same pressure-wave signature of a tsunami!

A talent whih probably has kept me from getting published sooner. Now, if I could make money with this talent. . . . .

[B.R.Stateham]

I breathe. I walk. I grin. That's all I need to do to piss people off. And if I open my mouth and say something, god help us all!! It's this talent which got me tossed out of teaching. I usually pissed off board members. Or superintendents.

[Jon Loomis]

You could get a job running the Republican National Committee--they seem to be okay with a guy who's a little bit gaffe-prone. And, you know, the current VP occasionally has to extract his number 12 tassel-loafer from his dentures. So, politics! Why? Who'd you piss off?