Our flags has golden cockroachs rampant on a field of green interspersed with martini glasses. Maybe the tartan should be green and gold with hint of whisky....
Jack, the kilt will only stink if you don't dry clean it regularly. Otherwise it will be just fine. Well maybe a bit prickly in the heat but you will soon adjust, won't he Merlot?
Ya know, I actually DO have a proper kilt pattern. The only difficulty I can see is expense- they take at least 8 yards of wool plaid in the tartan of your choice.
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Beats dabbing single malt behind my ears!
Or maybe it's rum, now? :-)
MERLOT! Sewing time!
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