LOL! Thanks a million, Jack.
Bob won't let me watch Christmas movies until Nov 1.
I have, in the past,bluffed my way around this by watching Holiday Inn which isn't exclusively a christmas movie.
It has a sckookum 4th of July number with Fred Astaire, fire crackers and a lit cigarette. Must have been a prop mans nightmare as the caps(tasped to the floor) were triggered to go off at precise moments in the dance.
Oops! Make that 2 (TWO) banana peels. Left beside the computer. Can't I just kick them all outside into the cold and rain? They can play in the streets. Okay so my streets are where the boys play half the time anyway - not really a punishment. Maybe I should make them listen to my jokes for an hour?
wouldn't want to wipe them all out with one banana peel? it is okay - we don't seem to be able to pinpoint the culprit (oh that is a new one around here in the home of Ida Know and Not Me).
So - can you get dna from a banana peel and if so, is it okay to tell you kids that once they identify the sibling who left said banana peel in the family room that they can then dismember him (or her)? Dismember, in this context, means to cut off from membership in those allowed into that room or to eat bananas in this house.
or when, surrounded on every side by hostile Indians, the Lone Ranger said- "Tonto! What are we going to do?"
"What you mean WE, white man?"
The Lone Rangers nephews horse question if a quote from A Christmas Story.
Dad is doing the corossword and that is one of the clues. "Name characters from great literature"
Apparently, his name was Victor-
'everybody knows that."
Sorry, I can quote ad nauseum from that film and from the Princess Bride- read both the books, too.
YA_BUT, Jack, the actual fast food never looks as good in real life as it does on TV.
They must have stand-in food.
Hi Patricia!
We just drop in to distract Jack from his duties every so often.
Lynne! How about the name of the Lone Rangers nephews horse?
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Bob won't let me watch Christmas movies until Nov 1.
I have, in the past,bluffed my way around this by watching Holiday Inn which isn't exclusively a christmas movie.
It has a sckookum 4th of July number with Fred Astaire, fire crackers and a lit cigarette. Must have been a prop mans nightmare as the caps(tasped to the floor) were triggered to go off at precise moments in the dance.
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I hope no body slips up in their deportment.
Sounds a bit too Godfadda-ish for me.
Ick.
We love The Princess Bride here too. Great movie.
So - can you get dna from a banana peel and if so, is it okay to tell you kids that once they identify the sibling who left said banana peel in the family room that they can then dismember him (or her)? Dismember, in this context, means to cut off from membership in those allowed into that room or to eat bananas in this house.
Horses Necks all around.
That's gin and gingerale, FYI.
"What you mean WE, white man?"
The Lone Rangers nephews horse question if a quote from A Christmas Story.
Dad is doing the corossword and that is one of the clues. "Name characters from great literature"
Apparently, his name was Victor-
'everybody knows that."
Sorry, I can quote ad nauseum from that film and from the Princess Bride- read both the books, too.
Did the Lone Ranger have a nephew with a horse? I never saw the show.
or black?
green?
They must have stand-in food.
Hi Patricia!
We just drop in to distract Jack from his duties every so often.
Lynne! How about the name of the Lone Rangers nephews horse?
Patricia, we play scrabble too. And Trivial Pursuit.
Question --- for 100 points --- what colour was Napoleon's white horse?
Carry on!
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