So someone brought one of these goofy tests to my attention. It's the 1930s Marital Scale.
Basically, you take a quiz and see where you rank on the 1930s scale of desirable spousity. It takes maybe...four minutes.
Gracious! And here I thought drinking martinis and solving crimes was enough. This is possibly the lowest score I've ever seen. I'm actually ashamed of myself. I really need to do better by Mr. Thrilling. I think I'll start by watching the Thin Man movies -- all six of them. I do have the wisecracking thing down. You would think that would count for more.
So...take the test and report back! We'll be running this over at the Good Girls Kill for Money Club tomorrow