"The Johnny Dangerously screenwriters did it like this for Roman Moroni's testimony: "You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my farging rights. Dis somanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic…"
"Cher, I dug out the story, El Dorado (originally called Tap the Brakes, Elvis!), and saw that it was about 4,000 words or 19 pages. Seems like you wanted something longer. Not sure it's in keeping with your genre, but if you'd…"
You've never read about the adventures of Harry Poter who runs a motel in Devil's Anus, Mississippi?
Okay, you got me. No excuse. And thanks so much for pointing out the typo.
I do have a short story called "Tap the…"
"Welcome to Crime Space. Love the cover of your book. Did you want to know that Harry Potter is misspelled on your webpage, or was that intentional since She is really anal about her copyrights?
I edit a crime fiction podcast,…"
A fifth generation Texan. In law enforcement for 34 years in the Dallas area. Spent 17 years assigned to the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and retired as Task Force Sergeant in the Dallas Field Division.