Can you suggest a clever crime-oriented ending with a twist for this song?

[Mike]

Can you suggest a clever crime-oriented ending with a twist for this song?“Pussy Whipped”
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"Doctor, yes, I think I have a problem. Use the word disorder if you like. My cat, she nags me night and day. No's a word I cannot say. Meow. Feed me, now.

I worry that she might get diabetes. Then, I'll have to give her shots for life. I try to stop but I obey. There's no telling what she'll weigh. Meow. Feed me, now.

Doctor, mine's a weak, pathetic story. Human's shouldn't be the slaves of cats. Please say you have a cure for me. Save me from my misery. Meow. Feed me, now."