Writer's block can be a terrible thing – almost as terrible as my freakishly webbed toes. But if bath tub brewed booze, a serrated knife and a long weekend in North Las Vegas doesn't cure it, what can? (I mean the writer's block, that took care of the toes.)
Well, you can always try hypnosis. Just don't be surprised if every sentence you write is "Cluck, cluck, cluck" whenever a bell rings.