One half bite...that's all it took. I couldn't even finish it. A chemical concoction without a hint of butterscotch flavor and certainly no butter. Worst sin? For me, the only reason to eat cake is to get icing into my mouth. These things have a bare 1/16 of an inch coating of some pale yellow something that I think is supposed to be icing, but comes nowhere near.
The rest go to a party this weekend, complete with a, "Warning! Hazardous materials!" sign on the table. Meh.
Anyway, just as I had hoped, both the experiment and the obsession are over, and I'll never have to waste another second wondering what Butterscotch Krimpets taste like.