Conservopedia takes on the Bible!

[Jon Loomis]

Yep--the geniuses at Conservopedia (the trustworthy encyclopedia!) have decided to edit the Bible, to make it more reliably conservative. Because apparently the King James has, you know, a liberal bias. I can't wait to see what they do with all that camel/needle stuff.

http://conservapedia.com/Conservative_Bible_Project

[Carola Dunn]

Inasmuch as you do it unto the least of these, my brethren, ye do it unto me. So get out there and stick it to the poor, the gay, the black...

[I. J. Parker]

Hah, I'm surprised at thee, Carola. :)

[Carola Dunn]

Oops, I forgot the latest target: the sick

[Jon Loomis]

Bing!