One of the best ways to improve your writing is to get all the bad writing out and put someplace safe where it won't do any damage. So I propose a game. Make up a title, a really bad title, for a really bad novel. And if you have anything extra like an equally bad plot, or an opening paragraph, knock yourself out.
Here's an example, the title for my bad noir novel: Fatal Fannie Fatello the Fatal Femme Fatale.
You all can surely do better, or worse, than that.