Jennifer Jordan

Female

Milwaukee

United States

Profile Information:

Hometown:
Milwaukee, WI
About Me:
See, this is when I am forced to choose between first and third person and I'll be damned if I can manage it.

Jennifer Jordan, special features and short fiction editor for Crimespree Magazine.
Editor of EXPLETIVE DELETED and it's sequel, UNCAGE ME.
Writer of short stories and whimsies that have been scattered all over.
Hoarder of books, voracious reader of crime fiction and adorer of crime writers and readers.
Unrepentant meat eater.
I Am A:
Reader, Writer, Editor
Website:
http://humanunderconstruction.blogspot.com/
Books And Authors I Like:
Megan Abbott
Sherman Alexie
John Baker
J.G. Ballard
Ray Banks
Trey Barker
Mark Billingham
Cara Black
Anthony Bourdain
David Bowker
Donari Braxton
Ken Bruen
John Burdett
Alafair Burke
Declan Burke
James Lee Burke
Jan Burke
Jonathan Carroll
Sean Chercover
Michael Chabon
Daniel Chavarria
Sean Chercover
George C. Chesbro
Craig Clevenger
Mark Coggins
Reed Farrel Coleman
Michael Collins
Mark T. Conard
John Connolly
Colin Cotterill
Bill Crider
Blake Crouch
Sean Doolittle
Barry Eisler
David Ellis
Maggie Estep
Robert Ferrigno
Neil Gaiman
John Galligan
Luiz Alfredo Garcia-Roza
Victor Gischler
Tod Goldberg
Chris Grabenstein
Sara Gran
Allan Guthrie
Lian Hearn
Libby Fischer Hellman
Vicki Hendricks
Gregg Hurwitz
Charlie Huston
Greg Iles
Paul Johnston
Graham Joyce
William Kent Krueger
Joe R. Lansdale
Jonathan Lethem
Thomas Lynch
Douglas Lindsey
Kelly Link
Laura Lippman
Robert Littel
Stuart MacBride
Tim Maleeny
Michael Marshall
Carlton Mellick III
Rick Mofina
Christopher Moore
Margaret Murphy
Stewart O'Nan
Scott Phillips
Dav Pilkey
Graham Powell
Manuel Ramos
Cornelia Read
Kat Richardson
John Rickards
Michael Robotham
S.J. Rozan
J.D. Salinger
Marcus Sakey
James Sallis
Walter Satterthwait
Will Self
Nathan Singer
Karin Slaughter
Keith Snyder
Jerry Stahl
Jason Starr
Olen Steinhauer
Duane Swierczynski
Mark Timlin
HP Tinker
Steven Torres
Nichelle Tramble
Kurt Vonnegut
Robert Ward
Kevin Wignall
Charlie Williams
Movies And TV Shows I Like:
The Mighty Boosh, So Graham Norton, Penn and Teller's Bullshit, Family Guy, Idiocracy, Amelie, Jackass, Rosenkranzt and Guildenstern are Dead, Life on Mars, more I can't think of without getting up from my comfy chair...

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  • Shane Gericke

    Jennifer is one of the most charming and cool people I've met on the road ... and I've got the photos to prove it :-) Nice to see you here, Ms. J. All is well in Milwaukee, I trust?
  • Daniel Hatadi

    Jen's here! Glad you could make it. Love the new sexdrugsrocknroll site. Very swish.
  • Sean Chercover

    I'll pay top dollar for those photos, Shane.

    Hi Jen!
  • Jennifer Jordan

    Milwaukee is in a big thaw and I couldn't be happier about that, Shane. Winter will end and soon my days spend outside will begin.

    Sean, Shane's photo's are steeped in innocence. Hard for you to believe, no doubt. I met him at Love is Murder and was in bed by eleven all but one night.

    Lord, that was a long night....
  • Alison

    Hm, let's see if this works...

    george face

    Happy Birthday, Gorgeous George!
  • Jennifer Jordan

    There he is!

    The cutest kitty in the world with the most atrocious manner of communicating his displeasure.
  • Jennifer Jordan

    I wonder what I will be up to, December 31st, 2012. On some kind of gluttonous rampage? Praying? On a plane hoping to out fly disaster?
  • Laura Benedict

    Holy MOG, your favorite books/authors are alphabetized. I think there's a syndrome for that symptom....
  • Daniel Hatadi

    Hey Jen, not sure why it's happened, but you seem to have the same blog post up twice. I think it's a bit of a Ning glitch, but for now would you mind deleting one of them? Cheers,
    Daniel
  • Shane Gericke

    Sean, you're on, buddy! But they are completely innocent.

    Jen, you of all people will appreciate the cover of the Turkish edition. It's so wonderfully, er, understated. Here it is:

    Well, it would be, if I could figure out how to embed a photo in this thing. Advice, anyone?
  • Angie

    Hey! another blue/purple (or blurple, if you will) haired chick! Fab hair aside, anyone who edits an anthology with a name like Fuck Noir is all right with me.
  • Mary L. Wheeling

    Nice to be befriended by you, you busy woman. Hope to have time to read your work soon.
  • Jon Jordan

    Fuck






    noir
  • Victor Gischler

    I don't think I've chattered here yet.

    Chatter. Chatter.

    There you go.
  • Jon Jordan

    These are not the droids you're looking for.
  • Jennifer Jordan

    Purple is as purple does.....
  • James

    Hey purple, nice to meet you. Thanks for the add.
  • Sean Chercover

    Waaaaaaah!
  • Laura Benedict

    Hey, Jennifer. Hope you're having a dry, knot-free day!
  • Alison

    Dude, me too. And then I looked around and tried to figure out how to set my settings to Central Time. But I couldn't do it.

    Maybe we have to move to Australia?
  • Mary Reagan

    Love the purple
  • Mary Reagan

    I'm impressed, your favvorite author list is alphabetized.
  • Ali

    Hmmmmm totally chic colour scheme, well impressed.

    You left a lasting impression on me when he drank beer and talked books in Las Vegas sooooooo mannnny years ago.

    Look forward to seeing you at B'con Baltimore - this year my only US trip is Thrillerfest NY, so hope you decide to come to NY.

    Ali
  • JackBludis

    That's one impressive list of favorites.
  • Jennifer Jordan

    My author list can never really be complete. I fall in love with new books all the time and find myself hunting down everything I can over hill, over dale....

    I'm starting to sing a song, aren't I?
  • Jon Jordan

    well.....

    Shit.

    OK
  • Laura Benedict

    Just dropping by to say "Hi, Jennifer!" What can I say, it's a bar and I've had my evening draught of Kahlua. (I know it's lame, but Scotch just doesn't seem right after 8:00.)

    Have a swell Friday!
  • Jennifer Jordan

    Jen is drinking a lot of Kombucha green tea and has begun to speak of herself in the third person. And giggling.
  • Bobbi A. Chukran

    So, you're an editor, huh? We LOVE editors! LOL. I'm trying to teach myself to write short stories. I used to do it all the time when I was in college. Wonder why I can't do it now? I keep trying to make them have a neatly tied-up-in-a-bow plot, that's why!

    bc
  • Patricia

    Hi Jen...neat author list...and I love you pictures here
  • Larry W. Chavis

    Jennifer,

    A belated thanks for stopping by my page, and your invitation. I, too, am impressed with your list.
  • Yang-May Ooi

    Hi, thanks for adding me!
  • northwoodsgirl

    Hi its me saying Hi
  • Michael W. Sherer

    Thanks for the invite. Hope I make the list of authors you like some day.
  • Matthew Ogborn

    Why thank you for the invite Jennifer. I've just finished reading one of John's books, The Black Angel, so amusing to see the two of you cutting loose in your photo section. New to the site and looking forward to getting amongst it.
  • James Oswald

    Hi Jen, thanks for the invitation. That's some list, btw. I've even heard of some of them.
  • Otis Twelve

    Jen, loved the Bleak podcast. Hope the painful, embarrassing blisters have cleared up.
  • Dave Zeltserman

    Hi Jen--thanks for the invite--Dave
  • Julie Morrigan

    Hi Jennifer - thanks for the friends add! Jools
  • Rhys Bowen

    Thanks for the invite, Jen,
    although I guess I'm not an author that you like (sob sob)
    but you did like my short story, so that's okay
  • Regina Williams

    Thank you for the invite. Sorry, I'm on vacation and am getting behind on saying thank you. But I do appreciate it!
  • northwoodsgirl

    What are you doing girl?
  • Declan Burke

    Like, ohmigod, etc. THE Jennifer Jordan? No way ... I had a post on my blog about you a month or two back, about F**k Noir (are we allowed swear on Crime Space?) ... I commend you, madam. It's due out later this year, right? Come on over to Crime Always Pays and do a Q&A to plug it, yeah? Or just to say hi, whatever ... thanks for the invite, much appreciated. Cheers, Dec
    PS - you've got THREE Burkes in your faves list, and I STILL didn't make the cut? I may never recover ...
  • northwoodsgirl

    well I just finished cutting the grass. I had my headache yestersday all the way home. Now water the plants. I hope you get all your reviews done I know you will be great at it and feel good when its done
  • colin cotterill

    hello, jennifer
    i still wear my disco badge with pride. madison was one of the few times in my life i didn't say anything stupid. i came out of it more 'interesting' but without any new friends. thanks for forgiving me.
    c
  • Patricia

    Hey Jen...I remember when this was first taking shape...wow and now you have an ARC...congrats!
  • Jennifer Jordan

    Patricia, oh she of the ability to stay awake in the bar far after Jen has gone to bed, no one is more surprised than me that that book is now in existence. Well, except Neil Smith. That lovely hunk of man flesh!
  • Cara Black

    hey Jen, I'm new here...new book? tell me...all ears
  • JackBludis

    You have more authors listed than I've read in the last ten years. How did you miss Cormac McCarthy?
  • L.J. Sellers

    Hi Jennifer
    Now I know where to go when I need to find a new crime author. And it's alphabetized. I love editors.