Mary wanted a bus story (for some reason, Glasgow's buses are a magnet for the weird and wonderful and I have had more than my fair share of bizarre experiences on them), so here's one of my favourites. All true, and I was almost sober at the time.

Glasgow buses…

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Someone asked me about my introduction in the Bar where I mentioned being mugged 3 and a half times, so I thought I would put the story of the half a time here, since I understand that the whole point of these blog thingies is that they are updated regularly. Whoops. So here's the story:

A year or so ago, I was in the city centre shopping and left at about 5pm by which time the place was starting to empty of shoppers. To get to my bus stop, I decided to cut…

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I've had a couple of e-mails asking me about the neck sniffing thing, so I thought I would explain. I was down in London a couple of days ago and there I was, happily tootling up the escalator at Liverpool Street Station when I felt someone pressing really, really close behind me. "Hello", I thought, "Either you've pulled, Donna, or you're getting your pocket picked." I've had relationships with people who got less intimate on a first date. Before I could do anything, I then felt a nose on…

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Well, I have no clue what I am doing, but after several people badgered me I have joined up. I am getting quite proficient at accepting invites but have not a scooby how to add anyone...or do much of anything else as it happens. So please feel free to invite me...to this, to parties, to anything you like really...particularly if it involves food.