Ideas?

[W.a. Warner]

Any thoughts on a good place to hide a body?

Thanks,

[I. J. Parker]

A mine shaft?  Abandoned mine, of course.  The ocean?  Under a building site where concrete will be poured?  Among bodies shipped to medical schools for teaching puposes?

[Dana King]

In a grave. Under the previously scheduled coffin.

[W.a. Warner]

Nice.  I especially like the idea of hiding a body morgue or medical school!  Plain sight!

[Cammy May Hunnicutt]

Ooooo, good one.  And you could have a lot of fun with it, as well.

[Stacy]

In the wall. Under the floor if it's one of those hardwood ones with planks you can move.

[Jon Loomis]

The ocean or the desert are always good. In a junkyard or garbage dump. In the woods. In your neighbor's garage. Never on your own property.

[Eric Christopherson]

On a beach (after dissolving the corpse in sulfuric acid for two days) disguised as sand.

[Keith Dixon]

In a piano ... sell it on eBay, then move house.

In a storage facility, rented under an assumed name. Possibly packed in ice in a freezer if you want to avoid the smell.

Buried in the ground near a sewage works - let the smell hide the smell.

Go into the woods, climb a tree, drop a block and tackle, then haul the body up in a net and leave it up there.

Break into an abandoned house, or one with a For Sale sign outside, and leave it in the attic.

In a dumpster behind KFC ... no one will smell it. (Is that libelous? :-) )

[Tanis Mallow]

Something you want to confess, Mr Warner?

[W.a. Warner]

Confess?  Never!  I've seen enough episodes of Bones to know the usual places to hide a body, and a few unusual.  But as I'm outlining my next story, I feel like there isn't much undiscovered turf.  There's got to be someplace new, clever and shocking still out there.  Surely the collective minds of Crimespace, the body-hiding professionals (on paper), must have some insight!

[Eric Christopherson]

Oh, we save those ideas for our own work. You're getting the b list, bub. :)

[I. J. Parker]

:)