JESUS!!!!

so a severed head rolls across the floor and hits your foot. you look down and say, "Jesus!"

or not.

i'm editing page proofs, and i noticed that three of my characters use the same Jesus exclamation in different dramatic situations. this must stop. what would you say if a severed head rolled across the floor in front of you?


holy shit!

holy crap!


?????

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Permalink Reply by Angie on July 13, 2007 at 3:20pm
I'm so stealing this graphic for my blog...
Permalink Reply by Stephen Blackmoore on July 14, 2007 at 3:33am
My blog got an NC-17. One of the proudest moments of my online life.
Permalink Reply by Karyn J. Powers on July 14, 2007 at 12:35pm
Mine is rated G. I'm so humiliated. What's a girl gotta do for a NC17 rating these days anyway? Wait; I bet this is one of those, "If you have to ask..." moments, isn't it?. Sigh.
Permalink Reply by Evil Kev on July 13, 2007 at 2:26pm
How about:

"What doesn't this damn head stay buried?"

or

"The next time that damn dog dig this up, he'll be joining it."
Permalink Reply by Karyn J. Powers on July 13, 2007 at 2:46pm
What would Jesus say if a severed head rolled over his water-walkers?
Permalink Reply by Jude Hardin on July 13, 2007 at 3:57pm
...for those of you in the midwest, sorry we said "fuck" so much.

Quiz: What movie was that the last line to?
Permalink Reply by Stephen Blackmoore on July 14, 2007 at 3:34am
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Permalink Reply by Jude Hardin on July 16, 2007 at 6:13pm
Bingo!
Permalink Reply by Grant McKenzie on July 13, 2007 at 5:17pm
Mum?
Permalink Reply by Julie Morrigan on July 13, 2007 at 7:18pm
How about: 'Dude, you lost your hat'.

I'm not sure people scream all that much. Fear knocks the wind out of you - you don't breathe deeply enough to get a big lungful of air to let rip with. I don't think I've ever screamed in my life; I do gibber when frightened, though. Maybe an 'Oh my god, oh my god' thing, but low and chant-like, not in an 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' way.
Permalink Reply by Anne Frasier on July 14, 2007 at 1:10am
i scream when bats fly at me. i know that.
sounds like we might have some dads who would be willing to test the head scenario.
Permalink Reply by Stephen Blackmoore on July 14, 2007 at 3:37am
Med students. Those are some sick fuckers. Guy I know stuck a cadaver hand on the top of the coke machine where he was taking anatomy. When the guy came to refill it it landed on his head. That machine stayed unfilled the rest of the year.

Then, there's always the penis in the coffee cup gag. Now, that one's a hoot.

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